Slacking off

Sadly, Woof and I have not been able to arrange a full-blown summer holiday what with him constantly adding new careers and me constantly rewriting the same stories over and over again. So we decided that in lieu of actually vacating, we'd just sort of slack off, work at half-speed, so to speak. Part of that slacker's vacation involves not blogging so much, so I won't be opining for the next few weeks. To tide my loyal readers over, I've put together the following list of random opinions. Discuss or ignore at will:1) There is never a good reason to wear shorts. A skirt or, for the gentlemen, light linen trousers are sufficiently cool. No one needs to see your knees.2) Fear of terrorism is totally irrational. You are far more likely to die of heart disease or in a car accident.3) Speaking of cars, they suck. Hard.That's it for now. I'm going to sit around and drink cream soda for the next few weeks, after which I shall return fully loaded with an unending torrent of inflammatory diatribes.