Top 10 Reasons To Loot

1. Bored of the usual chav stereotypes, wanted to spice things up2. Nothing good on telly3. Wanted to protest the austerity measures and general trend toward increased economic inequality by shaking up an overly complacent public wanted new shoes4. Hoped to give Brits even more reasons to be okay about ubiquitous surveillance5. Opportunity to showcase blacks and whites working side by side toward a common goal6. Shame to stay inside on such a lovely summer evening7. Totally worth risk of jail time to have face on tv8. Stealing from the pound store is actually an ironic gesture9. Saw 28 Weeks Later again recently, wanted to evoke similar sense of panic and anticipation10. Would never pay for jeggings, but free jeggings? Sure.