Did I Just Say That?

Since the little one came along, I have found myself doing and saying things I never would have dreamed possible. I have engaged in lengthy discussions on the nature and categorization of spit up. I have blogged about intransigent diapers.Parenthood knows no shame.But, of late, I've found the most bizarre sentences slipping effortlessly from my (and Woofy's) lips, and I thought, in the interests of furthering my shame, I'd share them.Also, I'm totes jet-lagged and unable to blog about anything else right now.So here they are for your amusement:

"Addie, it's not thumb time. It's yum time."(in response to her propensity for copping a thumb suck between bites of food)"Her name is Addie and she eats up all her peas" (sung to the tune of "Rio" by Duran Duran)"You can fight me, Addie, but I will win. I will always win." (my battle cry when attempting to change a diaper during "frisky time")Actually, "frisky time"And, my personal favorite:"Andrew, I am not getting on that plane with two nipples."

My dignity is hanging by a thread and I can see baby-sized clippers in the little one's hands.